Tired of watching hackers go unpunished? Looking to take out your frustrations on someone, but not sure where to turn?
Your trusted advisors at ProCircular have just the solution – Cyber Pinatas! Whether you’ve been attacked by Russian hackers, dealt with wire fraud, or simply want to take a whack at a threat-actor, these pinatas were custom-designed for you!
John McAfee
Say what you will about John McAfee, he was there in the beginning and there are plenty of people who’d like to take a swing at him.
SNATCH
The SNATCH group has been the bain of the cybersecurity world for years now. If you’re comfortable taking it out on this doggie, you’ve probably been a victim of their attacks.
* squeeky piggy toy sold separately
Drop Llama
Gamers are frequently the source of rage DDOS attacks, and parents will enjoy beating up on the Fortnite Supply Llama after dealing with hacked kids accounts.
Pirate’s Bay
Pirate’s Bay was the source of malware, botnet instructions, phreaking and phone hacking tools and just good ole’ infected GIF’s for years. If your computer was trashed as a result of your ‘research efforts’ and not the copy of “Debbie Does Dallas’ you downloaded, here’s an opportunity to make a dent.
GandCrab
One of the bottom feeders of the ransomware world, GandCrab was alleged to have extorted more than 1,000 victims with his malware in 2017 and 2018. While he’s currently in prison in Belarus, certainly no club-fed, you can get your own form of revenge with our cute GandCrab Pinata!
Microsoft
Microsoft puts a ton of effort into cybersecurity, and their Advanced Threat Detection is actually pretty awesome. Let’s be honest though, who wouldn’t want to take a shot at them from time to time?
SolarWinds
The SolarWinds breach was one of the most contentious breaches in history. Most of the Fortune 100 companies in the country have been affected by this breach. Get your anger out by hitting this sunshiny pinata!
Botnet
Destroy a botnet with one swing of a bat! The source of distributed denial of service attacks and thousands of lost hours of production, Mr. Botnet is just waiting for you to get your revenge!
Ryuk
Ryuk. These little buggers have been the source of countless frustrations. Known for both ransomware and data exfiltration, there are few threat actors as deserving as Ryuk.
